When Danny met the saucer men,
You laughed and said he'd lost his mind.
Of course you didn't listen then,
You joked and jeered and were unkind.
"Their heads are like balloons", said Dan,
"Their eyes like coal and that's a fact!
They're coming soon, they have a plan,
And we're all doomed when they attack!"

And when Dan saw the Vampire plague,
You rolled your eyes and shook your head.
Of course you knew his claims were vague,
And likely made up in his shed.
"They hunt by night, they fear no man!"
He took some garlic from a stack,
"They're coming soon, they have a plan,
And we're all doomed when they attack!"

The day Dan said the CIA
Were following his every move,
You told him just to go away,
That he had nothing he could prove.
"I'll show you everything I can",
He cried and ran off with his sack,
"They're coming soon, they have a plan,
And we're all doomed when they attack!"

So when the saucers landed there,
And all those brave soldiers were fried,
You looked around but found nowhere
To run from what was hid inside:
Spacemen in shades, ray guns in hand,
Pointed teeth and dressed in black.
They came too soon, they had a plan,
And we were doomed once they attacked.